March 14, 2002
Subject: Ms. Greenberg, Ma'am
TAUBMAN-I-AM
(with apologies to Dr. Seuss)
Rupert Scammell
Do you like
Ms. Greenberg, Ma'am?
I do not like them,
Taubman-I-am,
I do not like
Ms. Greenberg, Ma'am.
Would you like them
in your hair?
I would not like them
in my hair
I would not like them
anywhere
I do not like
Ms. Greenberg, Ma'am
I do not like them,
Taubman-I-am.
Would you like them
in their mall?
Would you like them
playing ball?
I do not like them
in their mall.
I do not like them
playing ball.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
in my hair.
I do not like Ms. Greenberg, Ma'am
I do not like them, Taubman-I-am.
Would you let them
in your box?
Would you let them
sell you socks?
Not in my box.
Not selling socks.
Not in their mall.
Not playing ball.
I would not let them in my hair.
I would not let them anywhere.
I would not let Ms Greenberg, Ma'am
I do not like them, Taubman-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
At the bar?
Let them! Let them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
at the bar.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
legally!
I would not, could not legally.
Not at the bar! You let me be!
I do not like them in my box.
I do not like them selling socks.
I do not like them in their mall.
I do not like them playing ball.
I do not like them in my hair
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Ms. Greenberg, Ma'am
I do not like them, Taubman-I-am.
A plane! A plane!
A plane! A plane!
Could you, would you,
on a plane?
Not on a plane! Not legally!
Not at the bar! Taubman! Let me be!
They would not, could not, in my box
The could not, should not, sell me socks
I will not like them in their mall.
I will not like them playing ball.
I will not like them in my hair.
I will not like them anywhere.
I would not eat Ms. Greenberg, Ma'am
I do not like Taubman-I-am.
Say!
In the court?
Here in the court?
Would you, could you, in the court?
I would not, could not, they're a pain.
Not in the court, not on a plane
I do not them, Taubman, you see.
Not in their mall. Not in my box.
Not playing ball. Not selling socks.
I do not like them in my hair
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like Ms. Greenberg, Ma'am?
I do not like them, Taubman-I-am.
Could you, should you,
share your site?
I would not, should not,
share my site!
Would you, should you,
isn't it your right?
They tell I don't have this right.
I cannot share my mall fan site.
I will not, since they're a pain.
I will not show you on a plane.
Not in the court! You let me be!
I do not like them in my box.
I do not like them selling socks.
I do not like them in their mall.
I do not like them playing ball.
I do not like them in my hair.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
Ms. Greenberg, Ma'am!
I do not like them,
Taubman-I-am!
